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i dont know why i did this but i did, in fact, eat it
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i dont know why i did this but i did, in fact, eat it


its rice paper, peanut butter, and chocolate

I just wanted something sweet, instead i got the doggy poop bag 🫩

by soysushistick

49 Comments

  1. StrawberryWhich4785

    The kids call that an Alaskan pipeline.

  2. cfrtgy

    That poor rice paper was absolutely violated

  3. Lord_Fabio

    I love pb&j but this looks revolting. Bravo.

  5. isahoneypie

    You need some structure in there, like crushed pretzel sticks and a banana

  6. Mzkitty09

    I could not bring myself to put that anywhere near my mouth 😕

  7. Coyagta

    might have to make myself a doggypoop bag to see what the fuss is about!

  8. KittenThunder

    This looks like pb&j in a used condom

  12. El_Grande_El

    Should have fried it instead of soaked it.

  13. Then-Reflection-7511

    You know…. creativity is sometimes better than just mixing chocolate and peanut butter together in a bowl. However, this is not creativity 🤔🤣.

  14. nicosede

    Looks like shit in a plastic bag. Hopefully it tasted better than its looks

  15. Bonerfart47

    That’s just a shit filled condom

    And you ate it…..

  16. VanessaClarkLove

    I’ve been on reddit for fifteen years and seen a lot, especially in those early days. Rarely have I had such a visceral reaction to a post but I physically recoiled at that second pic. It looks like a used condom, used by a dozen men, and left to rot under a radiator for a month. I think you might win the sub. 

  17. PompeiiSketches

    It looks like a condom full of soft shit. Bravo.

  20. Aggravating_Drink817

    Looks like >!liquid diarrhea and stale urine!<

  24. Wrecknruin

    I’ve done this exact thing, except i let the chocolate thicken a bit and cool down. it ended up mostly holding its shape and was really good

  26. Hungry_Drink_7930

    You could’ve just posted something hateful or narcissistic, but instead you do this?

  27. GothicaSweetHart

    This is the second time i saw the murder of rice paper in one week

  28. WingDowntown1980

    Freeze the peanut butter and chocolate in a shape wrap it and flash fry on high heat

  29. Stardust-Badassery

    ![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc)

    Holy SHIT!

  31. millicent_bystander-

    It looks like you partially hydrated Ramesses II finger.

  32. Oakoak67

    It’s just a food vector at this point, and that’s ok i guess.

  33. EarorForofor

    You could have, like…pan fried it. Get a lovely crispness to it.

    Instead you sucked goober grapes used condom

  34. Whenindoubtsbutts

    Gotta air fry that! Not sure it will help the visuals but mmm crunchy

  35. dizzylizzy78

    Your supposed to eat it before it goes in the toilet!

  37. Angry-Prawn

    I genuinely thought that was some kind of seafaring mollusc.

  38. RiddleViernes

    Jesús please don’t poo poo in the condoms….

  42. GjonsTearsFan

    Oh damn I thought it was a condom full of pb&j

  43. whyarenttheserandom

    Okay, so i do something similar but I dip the rice paper in an egg wash, put the ingredients in the center and burrito/egg roll fold it, and then fry it. I also put banana slices in and its unreal. 

  44. mshell1924

    How do you even eat this? You can’t really bite it. I imagine the filling also would spill?

    …

    🤢

  45. yaredw

    You ate a post-anal condom without any douching beforehand

  46. anthonystank

    Tbqh OP I think this is a mistake I could easily make

  48. frostedpluto

    I gotta leave this subreddit this was the last straw🤢

  49. deeteeohbee

    I read the title and then looked at the photos but I still said out loud “somebody ate that?”